Sometimes I think that the universe is playing one giant Cosmic joke on me.
I hypothesize that I’m on the longest episode of Punk’d ever created. Someone has to be out there, watching this disaster take place and chuckling heartily to themselves. There’s no way that anyone’s luck could be as randomly terrible as my own. For instance, the other day I was not feeling very well. I was hot and cold all night long, alternating between shivering and sweating in my bed. I decided to call into work and take it easy that day. I generally was laying in bed, feeling terrible, but decided to get up and try to take a shower. I thought they nice, hot and steamy environment would be good for my sinuses and unevenly tempered body. Climbed in the shower and enjoyed about 2 minutes of wonderful heat streaming down my back. I felt my sinuses opening in the humid and warm air, and I really thought my health was on the way to Improvement. Just then, the water spontaneously turned freezing cold. No matter what I did, there was no heat coming from my shower head. I gave up and jumped out of the shower, I really wrapping myself in a blanket. That’s when I noticed the cold air streaming from the air vent. It felt frigid, as if the air conditioning system was on. I investigated the thermostat before looking at the boiler system downstairs. Sure enough, the entire boiler system had failed. No wonder I had no hot water or heat. Instead of resting in bed, I spent the rest of the day calling HVAC companies. Very funny.
